Funniest and Craziest ‘Majibu Ya Makanga’ ...just HILARIOUS

The overall winners on annoyance are the conductors or locally known as the ‘Makanga’ who have the power to ruin your day by the kind of reposes they have. If you have a bad experience with a tout you can relate. Here are of the craziest and rudest answers that have been shared by different people.

Case 1
Conda:Beba beba madam unaenda?
Lady:Sneers,rolls eyes and mschewwws>
Conda: Unaringa na unafanana kiatu yangu na chini, Dere inua!

Case 2
Conda:Beba beba tao twende!
Plump Chic:Ni ngapi?
Conda:Tao ni 70 msuper
Plump Chic: Ai siezi lipa hio!
Conda: Haya juu uko na tyre kwa tumbo, roll hadi tao, nkt!

Case 3
Conda; town 60 60 60 …
All passengers ignore …
Conda; dere inua, hawa ni ka wanangoja Ngamia..

Case 4
Woman: We hii kelele ni mingi sana!
Conda(pretending not to hear): Ati?
Woman: Nasema kelele ni mingi, punguza!
Conda: Oooh pole fungua dirisha itoke

Case 5
Conda: Pesa yako

Conda: Hauna Pesa ingine


Case 6
Conda: Dere simamisha gari turushe mtu inje
Conda:Haya pesa yako hapo nyuma..
Man:Ah nitakupatia.Utaipata tu hapo mbele.
Conda:Ala kwani hiyo pesa yako inapandia stage gani?

Case 7
Conda:Hela mkononi hapo!
Dude:Gives cash, dozes off
Conda:Boss sasa leta ya lodging

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