I greet you so much hoping that you are of good health. I know God
removed the stress that led to your head surgery so I am sure you are
okay. Please greet Obama, Lupita and Adongo for me but tell them we are
still waiting for their donation, in case you didn’t know we owe KRA
118milion as Gor Mahia (dont ask me how they arrived at such a sum coz
even Rachier doesn’t know).
Attached in your inbox is the Mpesa pay bill number 350100, pass it over to Lupita, Obama and Adongo.
Baba when you left we thought you were only going to open an office and
come back but it has been over a month now, rumours are going around,
some are saying that you are the only one still left looking for the
Malaysian plane, if that is the case please leave it, you are used to
looking for things and you don’t get them like the Presidency, but we
love you all the same. Some people are saying that you have become a
shoe shiner in Boston subway..nkt.. I just clicked at them.
Some are saying that the office was so expensive you dont have fare to
come back, if that is the case just tell us we will send you all the
money we have collected for Gor Mahia….. KRA can wait.
Some are saying that Obama is grooming you to take over from him, if
that is the case, tell him to make us Luopeans USA citizen ….us the
people of the lake so that you can maintain your stronghold.
Since you went away our first lady took to Marathon, this made the
president so lonely that he signed the marriage bill. Baba imagine you
can now marry back their without telling Mama Ida, just surprise her at
the airport ‘Hi mama Ida this is Sandra Michaels Tinga from Illinois she
is your co-wife’
Baba alcohol is killing okuche, people are going blind please Baba come
back we will do a referendum and make u the head of Nacada coz a certain
someone is sleeping on the Job. Alsaabab are also playing cricket with
our buses and matatus, please if you know where the men in black came
from bring them back so that they can help us with security. Least but
not last, are you standing again in 2017?
Baba Gor Mahia onyamo Sofapaka adua Nyoro Goodbye hoping to hear from you soon.
