Meet Jordan Parke; he's fabulous,trendy,lunatic and maniacal. The 23-year-old British makeup artist considers himself a very big fan of Kim Kardashian, so much so that he told British newspaper The Sun that he's spent roughly $150,000(Ksh.13,000,000) on cosmetic surgery to look just like her "I love everything about Kim," he said, explaining he developed his fandom after watching an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians (which is apt, because that's now exactly what he's attempting to do). "She's the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.",Jordan says of Kanye West's wife.
Parke doesn't break down what procedures he's undergone; aside from
lip fillers, it's not clear which parts of his look come courtesy of a
surgeon's scalpel or just, you know, great contouring and bold eyebrow
tattoos. It's worth noting that his look is deliberately provocative.
"I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake," he also told The Sun. "Do they think I'm going for the natural look? If I was, I'd ask for my money back." Among the motivational quotes he posts, on his Instagram feed, there are many that share similar sentiments. "If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change," one reads, for example.
(In addition to these and lots of selfies, Parke also shares photos of his latest designer purchases, memes, and his other celebrity idols, who appear to include Real Housewives, Glamor models, and Mariah Carey.)
His lips have undergone 50 surgery procedures...And Jordan is not very proud of them,anyway.
And in a stupid bid to imitate his idol,Jordan underwent many painful hours and months and years of extreme cosmetic surgery procedures to attain HER EXACT LOOK. In the process,losing colossal amounts of valuable money. And losing respect,honor and friends,too.
Jordan,however,doesn't care. For as long as he can try as much as possible to LOOK LIKE his number one goddess,Kim Kardashian,well,he's fine.
Here are photos of the crazy lunatic. Please pray for him after viewing these photos. And pray for his poor mother,too. Sad. Very sad.






The Lips.....


Oh,he also tries to look like Amber Rose,too...

Amber on the left. Jordan on the Right.

And this is him BEFORE the awful surgery....actually,back when he was still a little cute boy. Awwwwwwww.

Now,Can we all start praying for this poor thing?? Bow down Your heads,please....
"I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake," he also told The Sun. "Do they think I'm going for the natural look? If I was, I'd ask for my money back." Among the motivational quotes he posts, on his Instagram feed, there are many that share similar sentiments. "If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change," one reads, for example.
(In addition to these and lots of selfies, Parke also shares photos of his latest designer purchases, memes, and his other celebrity idols, who appear to include Real Housewives, Glamor models, and Mariah Carey.)
His lips have undergone 50 surgery procedures...And Jordan is not very proud of them,anyway.
And in a stupid bid to imitate his idol,Jordan underwent many painful hours and months and years of extreme cosmetic surgery procedures to attain HER EXACT LOOK. In the process,losing colossal amounts of valuable money. And losing respect,honor and friends,too.
Jordan,however,doesn't care. For as long as he can try as much as possible to LOOK LIKE his number one goddess,Kim Kardashian,well,he's fine.
Here are photos of the crazy lunatic. Please pray for him after viewing these photos. And pray for his poor mother,too. Sad. Very sad.






The Lips.....


Oh,he also tries to look like Amber Rose,too...

Amber on the left. Jordan on the Right.

And this is him BEFORE the awful surgery....actually,back when he was still a little cute boy. Awwwwwwww.

Now,Can we all start praying for this poor thing?? Bow down Your heads,please....