“We are very
disappointed in the failure of the public to recognize the existence of a
divine Deity walking among them,” the church’s founder Pauline John Andrews
stated.” Deity’s often walk the Earth in their flesh form. Beyonce will
transcend back to the spirit once her work here on Mother Earth has been
completed.”
“As our
congregation continues to swell, we ask that you consider what is more real; an
invisible spirit on high, or a walking, talking, breathing Goddess who shows
you her true form daily? Beyonce’s spirit is entrancing. We know that she was
sent to this place to spread love, peace, and joy. While we do not believe
Beyonce to be the Creator, we recognize that she still sits among the throne of
Gods. There is a lot of false information being spread about our beliefs, but
we will correct all of the vicious lie-tellers. As Beyonce spreads her gospel
through song and dance, her message provides uplifting, loving, and many times
real-life happenings. We humbly ask you to respect our beliefs, just as you
want those to respect yours. Open your mind to new possibilities and you will
see, just as we did, that Bey is a true higher power. Surfbort!”
Pauline
Andrews also revealed that the church continues to grow at an unbelievable
pace. “Since the day we decided to go public, we have had tons of requests to
learn more about our religion. We have published the Beyble and it will soon be
available for free to the public. Donations have poured in and we will soon
have enough to build a temple in honor of Mother Bey. We will invite her to
speak to her flock, once the doors are open.”
The Beyonce
Church (The National Church Of Bey), is also looking to expand outside of
Atlanta. They revealed that they have parishes popping up all over the United
States and the United Kingdom. The Church says they intend to spread their
message abroad using their Tumblr account.
By The News Nerd
Staff
